痛い足つぼ | レベル7でも大量の汗【前編】

痛い足つぼ | レベル7でも大量の汗【前編】


I sweat with just one poke What’s going to be like today?
– From the beginning That was kidney reflex, right?
– Yes, you know very well I watch your video so well
– Thank you very much Your foot is soft, though AAAAHHHH ITTTEEEEE (painful)!!! Your foot was shaking YABAI (dangerous) But it wasn’t that much, right? Light pressure, maybe Is this light…? Hmm… not yet… You got to be kidding… U GOT BE KIDDING!! How much pressure right now? It is about 7… or 6 I am relieved. I’d be devastated if you said it was 2 I am very reserved today AHH U MUST BE KIDDING! ITTAAAAA (painful) It’s fun ITTA… ITTTTAAAAA!!!! This is YABAI (dangerous)!! You may not be eligible to be a member of the ITAI hall of fame May I take off my sweater?
– Yes of course This is too hot It is so funny. Yes go ahead Good that I was wearing a half sleeve shirt Ok, Dozo (please)
– I will be cheering up You may not be able to cheer up, though… LOL Ok today’s video is a comedy one ITTA (painful), USSO (kidding) This is something You are shivering a lot
– Too painful I think I will have a better metabolism afterwards I am sweating… It feels good there SUGOI (super) Is it bladder there?
– You know very well You watch my videos so well
– Yes I do It is so fun to learn which area is which I do a head massage as a profession But maybe I know foot points more than head’s Excellent! Maybe you should massage your customer’s feet, too I am not sure but maybe not good sanitary-wise That area… seems to be okay Wow I am sweating a lot now!! I don’t know when was the last time I sweat like this This can be a good exercising
– True Ah, it hurts but it’s good What’s there?
– Here is pituitary gland This is a painful spot, not well-known, though
– ITTA!! AH HAHAHA USSO! (kidding) Not kidding What is pituitary gland?
– Pituitary gland is… Read the description of this video
– Yeah, right… I checked it up a moment ago but I forgot again I think it governs hormonal balance or something
– I see Wow, I feel it is Gori Gori (crunchy) there. What is that? ITAI! ITE!
– Are you okay? Are there any tiredness from being a hairdresser?
– Lower back, maybe Lower back is the number one spot, maybe Don’t your wrists get hurt by doing continuously? No, not at all. Not that kind. I am okay Since I only do one person per day
– Oh I see If I do it two days in a row, I get exhausted Lately I found out that I can’t do it two days in a row I am thinking to cloister more, not taking any clients Doing reflexology should be harder than it looks
– Reflexology? I kind of feel that way I am trying to do relaxingly, though Ah, it is shoulder Is that shoulder?
– Yes this is shoulder ITTTEEEE!!!
– Looks painful Is it really shoulder?
– Yes I never thought I had stiff shoulders
– Oh really Is something accumulated there?
– I feel only this spot seems hard ITTTEEEE!!! What is that!!?? Actually it starts to loosing up… it seems
– AHHH ITTTTAAAA!!!! It is here
-Wow, USSO!! (kidding) Here
– UUUUUU Is this all shoulder?
– Yes it is maybe around shoulder joint It is between arm and shoulder, kind of I wonder why
– Quite painful here, it seems Here is also trapezius, a part of shoulder My shoulders seems to be tired without being noticed Hairdressers seem to have stiff shoulders in my opinion Well, yeah but not so much as you think
– Oh is that so? Does everybody have same painful spots?
– Mostly But not so many feel pain here as you do… maybe There are many people who have still shoulders, though Ah, it is YABAI (dangerous) there!! It is bronchi… or
– It is tickle actually It’s tickle! Suddenly it turned tickle It’s fun ITA! ITTAAA!!! Hi viewers, he seems to be in pain I thought it was only tickle Ah… ITA… Everyone seems to be having a pain here This is a stomach reflex zone
– AHHH When I started watching reflexology videos The stomach reflex on the sole was very painful when I pressed I wondered what that pain was and I searched and reached to your reflexology videos
– Oh really Thank you very much USSO (kidding), USSO!! ITTAAI!! It’s fun… Let’s do it slowly AAAAHHHHH!!!! UUUHHHHHH!!! It’s heart
– UUUHHHHHH!!! Is that heart?
– Yes It is scary to know the heart hurts There are many feeling pain on this area, so no worry so much AHH! ITTAAA! USSO!!!
– Here, too This is spleen
– Spleen! Ah, ITAI! ITTAAA!! AHAHAHAHAHA ITAI! YABAI (no good) Your sole is sweating a lot
– Not only that but my whole body… ITTA!! AHAHAHAHAHA May I drink water?
– Sure, as you like I am sweating as same as I am exercising hard AHAHAHA Too painful and I have to laugh
– This is intestine KUFUFUFUFU ITAI… This is an intestine part
– Intestine The foot is Bettori (sticky)
– Yes I am sorry No problem, sometimes I have this kind of client AHH! Ah… ITTA! I don’t sweat too much, I don’t exercise at all I feel like this is years of sweat Around here, it is like the Niagara Falls
– Yes it is a lot Maybe we don’t need any creams today You may need to add mosaic effects on here Yes, or on your face? Your face looks kind of busy, so Wow, this is SUGOI (super) Ah, but the lower back seems not so bad
– Oh really This is lower back?
– Yes this is Painful but it is a good pain Hmm…
– Are you okay? I can’t tell this is cream or sweat This should be sweat
– Mostly sweat Ah, that’s scary! That area!
– Around here What is there?
– This is prostate There is a little Gori (crunchy) around here I have an impression everybody feels pain there ITTAA!! ITTAAAA!!! AH YABAI (not good) YABAI! AH ITAI! AH!! ITAIII!! ITTA! Mecha (very) Mecha sounds Gori Gori!!
– Yes it sounds Gori Gori so loud! This area is… um… What was HIPPU JYOINTO…? uh, hip joint (Kokansetsu)
– Uh, Kokansetsu Around hip joint… Wow! Slimy here… LOL
– I am sorry It’s totally okay. Reflexologists are used to this We really don’t need!! We don’t need creams I would rather wipe off
– Yes right It is dripping Isn’t it something?
– Yes, wow you are sweating a lot, I think this is my first time to see this much sweating Is it because I have so many toxins? Full of toxins. Please do not leave them here LOL I may leave some here I will do Johrei later LOL I will sprinkle salts after you leave Something may happen to you
– Yeah… A ghost with long hairs may appear That would be ME for sure! It is like Jyuon (The Grudge, a Japanese horror movie) It’s been a while since the last time I see myself sweating this much The last time was when I was in a school’s club activity I haven’t seen a person sweating this much Ah, ITAI… ITAI!! ITAAA!!! ITAI! This is arm
– Is this arm? ITTA!! Your arms might be tired AH!!! ITTTAAA!! ITAA Arm? The whole arms? From shoulder to elbow ITAAA! I am shivering! ITAI! I didn’t pay attention to the area… ITTAAA!! USSO (kidding) I pressed some areas by myself and found some painful spots But I didn’t press that area at all! ITTAI!! ITAI!!!
– This is knee ITAI… yes reflexology covers that area, too, not only the sole ITAI… Ah, something is making sound…
– Yes, like Guri Guri kind of sound If someone tortures me with reflexology, I must confess… ITTAII!! Yes, you must confess What’s your salary? * he coudn’t hear 🙁
– Is it also arm? ITTA!!!
– This is testicle Testicle… ITAI, there Mecha (very) Mecha ITAI!! I am applying relatively a light pressure, though
– Ah, ITAI… It was like an electric shock Now you are sweating again
– Calm down… It is so fun, isn’t it?
– It is shiny now! Maybe these hairs will be gone LOL Wow, that feels great! Oh does it? It is stiff here, though ITA-KIMOCHIII (painful but feels good) ITAI… Very slippery today
– Yes! More slippery than usual
– Yes I have to check this video later how it is recording It could be ugly as … LOL Could be useless Japanese TV can’t broadcast this video
– Definitely not It is throat here
– Is it? It feels painful but good when you use your fingers?
– Yes maybe. Fingers give a lighter pressure It is still painful, though Here it comes! Well, but this shouldn’t be so painful It is a cute pain, although it is making sound
– Cute pain… That side is painful Wow! What is that? Around here… it is… um… scapula Knee is around here and you had a painful spot before. And it is above that It is between knee and scapula, something like that
– I see So around there, feet’s… as a whole… ITAI… ITAI… Is it all waste matter? And muscle fibers, it is said… Lately I searched but I ended up getting confused
– There might be many At least, does it include sounds from the bones?
– Hmm, maybe… Like this area, it is a sound of something accumulated on the bone AHHHHH… OHHHHH!! Areas you didn’t pay attention to… Ah, so it is not only the tip but you use the side of the stick Maybe… Sometimes I use in a way I never thought I would
– Oh really Like, “this style should be good”
– ITAI…AHAHAHA!! You are sweating again
– Yes… Definitely this reflexology will my health condition For a first timer… oh this side is painful? That side is painful Ah ITAI…
– This side is ok… uh, not okay. ITAI everywhere! Today’s session is very lively OHHHHHHHHH O HO HO HO HO ITAI… ITAI!!
– Bladder ITAI ITAI-NO-ITAI-NO TONDEKE
(Pain, Pain, please go away) WTF

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