Instagram. Facebook. Twitter. Alright, I heard y’all, ok? Alright? Whatupdoe! We have all gathered here today because… …BTS dropped their new music video…yesterday. It was really late at night for me, though. And I was tired, and I’m like… I went on Twitter and I saw all of the tweets, like every single one of y’all… I honestly believe every single one of y’all sent me a tweet Asking me to react to BTS’s “Blood, Sweat & Tears” And I sent out one word, I sent out “Tomorrow,” and all of you knew what I meant I swear to god, I love y’all, cuz I was like “alright, I’m gonna send out this one word” and you know, the real woes, they’ll know what I mean So thank you all for being so patient and waiting on me… *sigh* …To watch this video today We’re just gonna jump right into it, so… uh… *clears throat* Let me bring my laptop closer cause I feel like… …Make sure its… make sure you sitting well I need to get an actual table, cause this is ridiculous, the way… I wish y’all could see where my laptop is sitting, maybe I’ll try to throw it in a vlog or something Okay, I’m procrastinating, let’s just – let’s just get into this. Big Hit! That’s Suga. *laughs* I don’t…I don’t know why I always …Pair aggression with Suga *laughs* See, I can handle pink hair Jin. That’s…like, that blonde was painful The pink is like, it’s a little toned down now. I can handle it. I can handle that Nope. No. No. No! No. Who told him to look into the camera like that? Ok, Busan torture device is in full effect Um, I need to prepare myself. I’m fine. Let’s… I’m fine, let’s go, I’m fine. Uh uh, uh uh, nope, no, I’m not *shriek* I’m not ready for this, I’m not, I’m not ready, I’m not ready I can’t look at you! I can- and don’t – and I don’t care, don’t be in the comments telling me how old he is, I can’t look at him! He’s disrespectful! Oh my god… Uh uh! Uh uh! No! Uh uh! *exhales* Ok. I’m fine. Ok. I’m fine. I’m fine. This is… I’m fine. No. No… *whines* Dimples! Absinthe is disgusting, I just want y’all to know that right now Like, think of the worst taste in the world, and that’s absinthe Like the sugar does not help at a- excuse me, sir? Sir… Uh uh. No. CALL YOUR MOTHER!! CALL HER!! Oh! Jesus! This is the third time that I’ve paused, um… This video’s 6 minutes long, so this is going… to be a very long video Uh, I just want y’all to know that *giggle* Let’s continue. I can’t, I cannot, I cannot do this I CAN’T LOOK AT YOU!! I wish y’all could feel my heartbeat right no- AHH!! NO! NO! It didn’t even pause! It didn’t even pause when I pushed it the first time *sobbing noises* I cannot, I’m not gonna get through this video, we’re not gonna get through this today! This is like the most painful BTS video I’ve ever had to watch *sob noise* It’s so painful! I need to – I just got a question. Who told y’all to grow the hell up? Who told y’all… to grow up? Who told y’all? Just… *sigh* I am not gonna pause any more. Ok? That’s… I’m gonna promise myself That I’m not gonna pause anymore. We’re gonna get through the rest of this video without pausing. That’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna do it. We’re gonna do it. Sir, SIR, SIR! ALL OF YOU, ALL OF YOU, ALL OF YOU… *shriek* SIR! It didn’t pause! *sighs* just gonna… put my board back up there and my little fan from KCON Paris just gonna put this back… up there right now So, I…. How many times have I paused now? What is this, about 4 times? Oh my god…oh, I feel like it’s more like 5 times… …Oh, editing is gonna be so rough on me today…so rough Like – I feel like – I feel like every time I watch BTS I get a little aggressive, it’s a lot of aggression, it’s AGGRESSION, and… I don’t – I don’t know where to put my feels When I see their videos, because, you know, they’re just so talented And they’re so good, all of them Ok, alright *chuckle* Ok, let’s go, let’s go, we can do this, let’s go *whines* I like the song, though, I do. I’ve paused it a lot but I’ve been listening to the song. This song’s got a little hip rolling feel to it Excuse me Suga, suga! He’s so cool! I fucking love Suga. Look, look, his clothes don’t even want to stay on him *giggles* *hums along* Y’all better….ooooh… no… let’s – oh, y’all just love that move, y’all did that move in – in fucking… That other dance that I lost my shit I can’t even remember the name of the song cause my brain’s scrambled right now- *shriek* Nope. *BLEEP* this. *BLEEP* this. I’m done. *BLEEP* this. My neighbors are probably going to think that I’m just in here getting, you know, murdered… …The way I keep screaming at them – we are only 3 minutes and 42 seconds into this video, can I get through the video? Can I get through the video? Ok, ok, ok Mmm hmm. Ok I can stop *noises* clutching my pearls. I can stop clutching my pearls now. Why does V have on a robe? I just kind of noticed that just now Even though he was sitting on the balcony with the robe on and everything But – but like I said, my brain is scrambled I noticed the robe but I didn’t notice the robe Ple… you do have a shirt on, right? Cuz imma need you to have a got dang shirt on. Whoever the heck is tied up in the dark That’s a nice piece, though. A little scary. It’d probably scare the crap out of me if I saw it like in the dark in a dark room. But… Oh. Whoa. Whoa. Ooh…Ooh? V has the wings… Did he just kiss… Ok is that like him kissing V..like…what was that? What was that? Uh uh. No. No. No! Not allowed! Illegal! Why do – SIR! WHY DO THEY LIKE THAT MOVE SO MUCH? WHY DO THEY LIKE IT? Why is Jin cracking? *clears throat* Ok! So, um… We got through the video. We finally got through the video. I’m not sure how many times I paused. I just – I’m not sure anymore. I don’t even know how many times I paused. BTS, just… BTS, just….let me talk to you, let me talk to you for a minute, let me talk to you… WHY…. Why do y’all INSIST… …On torturing my life? Just – not even my life, just everybody’s lives. I don’t understand, cause… …You know, you recycle your dance moves. I saw it, I saw it in, in, in, in, in… …In the other song, you know what song I’m talking about, because my brain is still scrambled I know the name of the song, but right now, I’m still on this freaking music video. Why do y’all recycle your dance moves? You all recycle a dance move. There will be no recycling of dance moves. We can’t do that. You done made me Milly Wop Anyway, I’m not gonna speak too much on it cause I am… confused. Again right now. But not really because… …The way… …Jin started cracking at the end of the video… I don’t know if that was him like referencing, you know, his age again even though he’s not old. I don’t know if he feels old, but he’s not. Does he feel like he’s losing his youth? I don’t know. Like, the skin was cracking on his face. Which is… usually like, represents wrinkles and stuff, but… I mean, if that’s what it’s about, Jin, you are not old bro, like, not even by a little bit. Like, chill. Anyway, y’all I hope you all enjoyed watching that video with me. I’m gonna try and watch this again without pausing at all. I’m gonna watch it by myself Without pausing, hopefully And I can get through the whole vide – Video… …Whoo. Jesus. Because I feel like I need to better understand The concept of the video because I don’t feel like I fully got it because I paused so much But, um… …You know, their whole… …The whole concept so far has basically reminded me of, um, this character I saw in a movie called Damien, I think But it’s also from a book where, uh, this guy Uh, has a painting of himself up in, like, the attic of his house, and the painting ages, but he doesn’t Like, he remains young as long as the painting is not destroyed or – or touched or harmed in any way. So that’s what it’s reminding me of right now but I don’t think that’s the same thing But it’s definitely reminding me of that. I’m just gonna have to get the book because… I’ll look up the book online and I’m gonna go buy the book and read it myself. And the book is in English and German for my German JessLyfers, just in case you all want to read the book too it is actually in German I think it was originally in German and it got translated into English So if y’all want to read the English or German, y’all can get it. But yeah, i hope you all enjoyed watching this video with me like I said. Make sure you follow me on facebook, instagram, twitter, snapchat I am @thejesslyfe on all of my social media. And, as always, I will see you all in the next video. Bye bye!