Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke

Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke


– [Dave Chappelle] I’m just
afraid of being attacked. It happens to the best of us. Don’t ever forget what happened to that French actor. You know who I’m talking bout? Jussie Smollett. He’s a very French, very
famous French actor. (audience laughs) Y’all never heard of Jussie Smollett? (audience laughs) Jussie Smollett is a actor from France. (audience laughs) And he became famous on
a show called Empire. One night, he was in Chicago late at night and was the victim, (laughs)
(audience laughs) he was the victim of a
racist and homophobic attack. You see, Jussie Smollett is (audience laughs) gay and he is black. Not just French. (audience laughs) Oh, it was a crazy story. Apparently, when he was walking down
the street late at night two white men came out of the shadows with MAGA hats on and beat him up. Tied a rope around his neck, called him all kinds of n**** and put some bleach on him
and ran off into the night. (audience laughs) The shit was like international news. And everybody was furious, especially in Hollywood. It was all over everybody’s Twitter feed and Instagram page. “Justice for Jussie!” and all this shit. (audience laughs) The whole country was up in arms. Was talking about it all
the time on the news. And for some reason, African Americans, we
were like oddly quiet. (audience laughs) We was so quiet about the shit that the gay community started accusing African
American community of being homophobic
for not supporting him. What they didn’t understand is that we were supporting him with our silence. (audience laughs) Because we understood that this n**** was clearly lying. (audience applauds) None of these details added up at all. He said he’s walking down
the street in Chicago and white dudes come up to him and say, “Hey man, aren’t you that
f*** n*** from Empire?” What the f***? Does that sound like
how white people talk? I know white people, they
don’t talk like that. Are you that f*** n*** from Empire? They would never say that. It sounds like something that I would say. (audience laughs) If you’re a racist and homophobic you’re not even gonna
know who this n*** is. You can’t watch Empire. (audience laughs) Black people never feel
sorry for the police but this time we even
felt sorry for the police. Can you imagine if you
was a police veteran taking this kids police report? “Okay Mr. Smollett, please
tell me what happened? “Alright, two a.m. You
left the house at two a.m., “it was minus 16 degrees. (audience laughs)
“Alright. “You were walking? You
were walking. Alright. (audience laughs) “And where were you going? “Subway?” “Sandwiches?” (audience laughs) “That’s when the men approached you? “Did you see them? Did you have any– “Okay, what did they have on? “MAGA hats?! (audience laughs) “MAGA hats on in Chicago? “Excuse me one second Mr. Smollett “Frank, come here for a second. (audience laughs) “Find out where Kanye West was last night” (audience laughs)

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100 Comments

  1. amazing we laugh but NOTHING happened to the liar.. hurting future REAL attacks on gays or blacks.. sad no one did a thing

  2. Meanwhile, Amy Schumer demanded why she doesn't get paid same as Dave Chappelle, while the best joke she could do is "my pussy smells like barn animal" . 🤦🏻‍♂️ yea, no shit.

  3. Critics gave 0% on rottentomatoes because there is no one like Dave who can be so politically correct with his story telling comedy. That is how it used to be.

  4. Black citizen of France not Ethnically French
    Just pointing that out.

    Though…I had no idea who Jessie was. I don't watch TV or watch many new movies so I barely know who any of these new actors are.

  5. Now I'm a white guy and I'm deeply offended by his white mans voice
    Hshahahahahahaha oh fuck off Rotten tomatoes you government snowflake shills were all bored with you so fuck off to snowflake island

  6. Bill Burr’s new special is great, too. No hint of being bullied by the “PC” crowd. him and Chappelle’s did their thing and it was hilarious.

  7. Anything that the Gaurdian says he is not funny will almost certainly be the opposite. I Laughed my tits off. The Gaurdian has a sense of humour deficit the size of Venezuela of who they love

  8. 4.1k people still think jussie smollett was victimized by others than himself… aka they still haven't left the cottonfields of the past…

  9. Shows you how dumb Juicy is. He thought white people watch Empire. Hilarious. As a white person, i never watched the show or ever heard his name.

  10. I don’t get all these comments saying this was a funny special… did you not watch him in his prime??? This is garbage and his body language is not the same and that’s what made most of his jokes. Give it up Dave it’s over man

  11. I’m wondering if Dave started doing testosterone. His voice changed its a lot deeper and he doesn’t look like himself. He definitely put on some size too.

  12. This just shows you that you cant talk about the LGBTQ community. Idk when it happened and how it happened but they're more powerful than the NAACP. You can talk about anyone else and theres not as much uproar but talk about them things happen.

  13. True comedic genius is taking what's going on at the time and making it funny which is why the realest comedians are always deemed as some of the best. I respect Kevin's hustle and accomplishments but he's just not real like some of the past greats.

  14. Rotten Apples gave this 0 because the didnt let the public vote only thier administrators voted. When they let the public vote a week or so later it went to 99 ! Fuck Rotten Apples !

  15. We were supporting him by keeping silent because we knew clearly this nigga is lying Dave Chappelle he's the best just is love this man for telling the truth.

  16. "I was in Chicago right?!' With my Cousin Big Hamp and they was smoking this shit called Bin Laden Weed mane and I was like WTF is Bin Laden Weed??!!!" Blow up the likes if you know this songs Intro!

  17. Jussie is a POS good for you Dave Juicy Jussie whatever ruined Empire and his career. What a fricken liar is right!

  18. If the media trashes a movie or tv series nowadays you know it’s going to be an amazing movie- ‘Joker’ is another example

  19. If you live or been in cold weather you know you don't go walking in that cold weather. We all known for a long time why they call it rotten tomatoes. The truth is slowly, but surely coming out.

  20. "…because we understood that this nigga' was clearly lying." – god bless Dave Chapelle for doing a Chris Rock and shining a light on the race hucksterism of that part of the black community.

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