Excuse you? Hello, everyone. Where do I begin? Well, I think I’m gonna start by saying that this video is in no way a “hate video.” And I also don’t want to say anything about the situation.. Because I feel like everything that had to have been said has already been said. So, “Why am I making this video?” you may be asking. Well. How do I put this nicely? If you’re not willing to drop 25 dollars on a pack of three scrunchies, This video’s for you. So I’m gonna be trying four of her products today: The red top, the scrunchie, the poopie jacket and that other mysterious yellow jacket. So the first product is the red shirt. I have it open here. Um, first of all, let me just say. The picture?[yikes] *slight disgust* I also noticed that the top is made of red velvet and um, I’m not really willing to spend $45 on a meter’s worth of red velvet. So, I just bought this cheap red material. On the other hand, those really thin elastic straps.. Well, you could probably just get away with sewing some elastic bands right on there. But you know, we’re actually trying to make this look good. So I did buy some red piping. [CoUgH] What is my plan of action? You may be wondering, I took a basic white top like so, and then I measured the circumference and I measured twice that in the red fabric and then, BINGO, you have your top. [What a pro] *Clattering* *Handle Clatters* *A wee ruckus* I don’t really see this actually going that badly because, 1. Emma claims that the shirts are all “handmade”. So technically, we’re doing it handmade too sister! *James looking sister snatched* 2. it’s not one-size-fits-all. You could actually measure the size that you want. And 3. You’re paying half the price for double the shirt. *Touch of sarcasm* So. I’m sorry, I’m not usually this sarcastic. Well, actually, I think I am. (yeah, you are) Okay, so I had to call in my mom to help me with this, cause um, I don’t really want to die. [CoUgH] *Impressed* Now we begin the straps, and I just put it over this white top, AND hope to god that I had marked it correctly. Let’s get sewing. It worked. [Got’em] $40? uh, sweetheart. Try five. Maybe I’ll start my own clothing line and I’ll call it “High Key”. Okay, so the next step is we’re gonna make a scrunchie. I bought this satiny fabric. [COuGh] Here’s my plan of action: I have this old white elastic, which I’m gonna cut in the middle. *Le snip* and then we’re gonna make a pocket, and feed this through. And then you’re gonna sew it up, close it, and then BOOM! You got yourself a scrunchie. *COugh* So I think I’m gonna make the length twice this so that it’s really bunched up. I’m not gonna use a ruler. One…Two. Okay, then… *a little more hope slips away* If I don’t look like Emma Chamberlain at the end of this video… *Iconic glasses look* Things are gonna get ugly. [c o u g h s] x2 If you’re wondering, this is not the video you were supposed to get, yesterday, I had the idea to make an Aquaman parody, you know the trailer that just came out. Yeah. I was going to make a bombing parody of it, but it just didn’t really work out. You know, I even made a thumbnail for it. [Exquisit Craftmenship Joana] I made a script. It was gonna be great, but then things didn’t really work out. So, this is what you’re getting. *le b u r p* *pain* Now for the moment of truth. I need to turn it on, right? Now that we have this…”Thing.” We have to feed the elastic through it. Forever 21 could never. H&M is quaking. I hate myself. So now if I remember correctly, I have to like, sew this together at this end and then just like- *does stuff, but how a pro would* Until it reaches the other end. Okay, you know what? I’m just gonna use a safety pin because I’m not sewing anything else again. It’s getting pretty stormy out there maybe the storm is just a bad sign that I really shouldn’t be making this video. Am I gonna listen though? No. “woah-ohohohwoah” I mean, this is already pretty good. If you want to just take that and um..run? Now, all we have to do is join the two ends. I Mean $25? Heh? WoAAH [COUGH] Like this video if you- D e s t r o y e d Okay, two down, two more to go. Next, we’re gonna tackle the poopie jacket, and I actually do own a poopie jacket. One second. My original intentions was to make the poopy jacket that Emma Chamberlain has in this exact material But here’s the thing. I went to Fabricland and I found this material and it was $45 per meter. No, we’re not doing that. So I had to improvise. When I looked at Emma Chaimberlain’s photo, I noticed something. the fabric kind of drapes even though it’s really thick. What does this remind me of? A towel. Yep, you heard that right. A bathing towel. And it’s pretty much the exact same color and it has that like, kind of texture to it. But that’s what we’re gonna use. I don’t really have much of a plan of action here. Oh, this is pretty much it. You could probably just do this and get away with it. Okay, how am I supposed to do this? I’ve decided on doing the sleeves first and then we’ll figure out what to do with the body. Oh, yeah, that scrunchie’s holding up pretty good! [Coughs in french] Let’s get measuring. *Pro measuring in process* This is too complicated for me. is this a waste of time? Yes. should anyone do this? No but am I enjoying myself? Hell. Yeah. So now we have the two sleeves. *Cough* This is where things start to go downhill, really quickly. Um, excuse you? Yeah that looks absolutely terrible. it kind of looks like the pant leg of a toddler. So now that we have the two sleeves done, we have to work on the body. Okay, how do I go about doing this? So I measured my “poopie” jacket, the body is pretty much just a big rectangle. The measurements are 45 inches by 27. So I’m just going to cut a big rectangle in that size and see what happens. This is gonna be terrible, just sayin. :/ 45 27 Ugh, why is cutting fabric so hard? If this is crooked I swear. *coughs in spanish* Now I have the body and, um. Hopefully it fits. I’ve done something really wrong here and I don’t know what it is. This is too much for my little peanut brain! *Joana Jammin* oooOOHoohHOOH Honestly Calpurnia, if you’re watching, sign me up ‘kay? Cause I could probably like, I don’t know play the harmonica. Okay, shut up Finn Wolfhard. Now w have to figure out where the sleeves go. I think what I’m gonna do is just like use the jacket as a mold and just like cut wherever it is. This is a terrible idea. Let’s take our trusty old Sharpie, and uh, pray to Jesus that nothing really bad happens. My neighbor is looking at me. Okay, so this is what we have so far. That worked. One hole complete. Am I gonna have to blur this out? I don’t know! Okay great! This is actually quite the look. There’s like a high-neck too, like turtlenecks everywhere are shook. Look at that craftsmanship, my goodness me. (Alexa, play Joana some of that jumping music) *Coughs in Portuguese* We got the sleevies. Oh! You guys want to hear something? I’m no longer a d-minus on socialblade, I’m officially a d-plus. *applause* [Okay, this is epic!] So after literally an hour of sewing I finished one sleeve. Just one. Uno. I’m gonna clap my hands now and then once I’m finished clapping, I’ll have the other sleeve finished, but in reality what’s gonna be like one second for you is gonna be like two hours for me so ready, okay. [clap] *disappointment* *Confusion* Okay, so this is probably the worst one so far I mean this? It’s okay, it works. The scrunchie? Fine, it holds my hair up. But this? Let me put it on for you. My arms, yeah, that’s how tight it is. What even, like, what? how did this happen? What is that? and this? What is even happening anymore, what has this video devolved into? Okay, so finally we’re on to the fourth item and that is that mysterious yellow jacket. I’m watching her advertisement video here and there is no other picture of it uncensored. So technically no one’s ever seen it. It seems kind of structured to me. I think it’s a jean jacket that’s in yellow. So there was a yellow Jean material at fabricland, but here’s the thing That was just a touch bit expensive so I had to improvise. What other material is thick, pretty firm and structured, and is very cheap? Felt. You heard that right. This was $3 a meter and, uh, it’s structured all right. I’m gonna use my actual jean jacket and we’re just gonna do the same thing measure out some, semi accurate sleeves and a body that doesn’t really fit. You know, I’m gonna see you when the sleeves are done because I just need this video to end and you’ve probably already clicked off, so see you guys in a bit. *Frustration* I look like big bird. This is, like, low-key a look. [“Your crush is coming, act natural.”] What’s up? [Smooth] Okay, so, now we have to tackle the body, and this is where the poopie jacket really failed. So I’m actually gonna try to make it look better this time. Yeah, this is probably gonna be a disaster. Let’s get cutting. Yeah, and I’m not fixing that. Okay, so last time it didn’t really fit around the shoulders. So I’m actually gonna measure my shoulders this time. Okay, so 17 inches, so that means that the back and the front has to be 17 inches, so that means, 34 inches in total. That is exactly 34 inches. I’m so proud of myself. Okay, so I’m gonna cut the arm holes and I’ll see you guys in the bit. Oh no that -wait- what. I look like a yellow orchid. Look at this structural. This is so modern. I would high key go anywhere with this. Now we just need to sew it together. *belch* I look like a yellow vampire. I think I’ve created Minion Couture. So, um the sleeves fit just fine, but um… I could probably like fit food in here and just carry it around with me. Now is the time that we improvise. Okay, you know what that’s fine, it’s a bit better. I think out of the four products that we attempted two were successful: The top I’m still wearing. It’s pretty good. The scrunchie was decent, the poopie jacket was a huge disaster. We’re not talking about it and this jacket. It could have been better. The sleeves were alright. I’m actually pretty surprised with this whole situation. Yeah, um, so now I think it’s only fitting that I recreate her advertisement video on her Instagram. With obviously my clothes and I’ll leave it up to you guys. You guys can compare and contrast. *Away From The World By Seul* Hi there, so it’s the next day and I’m editing this and I just remembered that I forgot to film an outro. I really hope that this video doesn’t get taken out of context because it was so much fun to film. This is no hate towards Emma. If you like this video, like it, dislike it, whatever you want. I’m not gonna tell you to do anything cause um, this is a democracy. Okay. Yeah, I guess I’ll see you guys in the next one. Ew. You thought I was gonna cough there. Well I didn’t okay. See you.