Key & Peele – Psycho Clown

Key & Peele – Psycho Clown


[eerie music] ♪ ♪ – COULD BE WORSE. – NOT THAT BAD. – FOR ME,
IT’S ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE. – IT’S WHAT YOU MAKE
OF IT. – LOOK, CAN I TELL YOU
SOMETHING? ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I’M ACTUALLY KIND OF COMFORTABLE
RIGHT NOW. THANK GOD FOR SHOCK. – I CAN BE THE KIND OF PRISONER
I WANT TO BE. – WE’RE STILL ALIVE. – THANK YOU. RIGHT? – MM-HMM.
– JUST TWO… INJURED BUDDIES. – YES, YEAH, MM-HMM. – HAVING A FRIENDLY CONVO
WHILE WE’RE WAITING TO GET TORTURED AGAIN. – AND, YOU KNOW,
THERE’S A KIND OF A POSITIVE IN HAVING NO OPTIONS. – YES.
– BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE’RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY
TO ESCAPE ‘CAUSE WE KNOW WE’D FAIL.
– YES. TELL YOU ANOTHER THING.
DON’T MISS THE ARM. – REALLY?
FIRST OF ALL, LEFTY. OKAY? SO THIS THING
PRETTY MUCH GOT IN THE WAY. – HA.
– KEEP IT, BUDDY! [metal screeches] – YOU FOOLS,
BLATHERING AWAY! [chuckles] YOUR SUFFERING
HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN. – WOW. THAT IS
A PERFECT SUMMATION OF THE HUMAN CONDITION. AND ONCE
YOU’VE EMBRACED THAT, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. – BINGO.
– [screams] NO ONE HAS EVER SUFFERED AS YOU WILL! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! – YOU LOVE YOUR WORK, AND THAT KIND
OF A POSITIVE ATTITUDE, QUITE FRANKLY,
IT’S CONTAGIOUS. – IT IS. – WELL, WE’LL SEE
HOW POSITIVE YOU’RE FEELING AFTER I COVER YOUR BODY
IN GASOLINE AND SET YOU ON FIRE! – YOU KNOW WHAT, IT’S AMAZING
THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT, ‘CAUSE I WAS JUST THINKING IT’S GETTING A LITTLE CHILLY
IN HERE. – MM-HMM.
– THANKS SO MUCH, MAN. – DAMN IT! [screams] – WHAT A DRAMATIC
AND FASCINATING MAN. – I THINK WE OWE HIM
BIG TIME. – AS DO I.
– REALLY. I MEAN, ALL THIS TIME
AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER, MY PHONE, MY WORK,
IT’S JUST– I FEEL UNPLUGGED. – YES, YES. OH. – OH.
[rat squeaking] both: AWW. – CIRCLE OF LIFE.– NANTS INGONYAMA.– AND I CAN’T REALLY FEEL
ANYTHING ANYWAY, SO YOU HELP YOURSELF, BUDDY. [saw whirring] – OH, WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? – DO YOU SEE THIS? THIS IS WHAT I’M GOING TO USE
TO CUT OFF YOUR LEGS! – FINALLY! – THAT’S A GREAT SAW. I’M A HOME IMPROVEMENT GUY,
AND I KNOW MY SAWS, AND I GOTTA TELL YOU,
IF YOU’RE CUTTING OFF LEGS, THAT IS THE WAY TO GO. – THAT’S THE ONE?
– THAT IS DEFINITELY THE ONE. GOOD ON YA.
– WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? YOU’RE MAKING ME CRAZY! – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SOMEBODY NEEDS A DAY OFF. – WE, OF ALL PEOPLE,
SHOULD KNOW HOW HARD HE WORKS. – MM-HMM, MM-HMM. – [giggling, sobbing] MAKE THEM STOP! THIS IS TORTURE! NOOOO!

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100 Comments

  1. Reminds me of a meme
    2face: heads you die, tails you live!
    Prisoner: bet!
    2face: flips coins tails, you live!
    Prisoner: best out of 3!

  2. When he said your making me crazy he should have turned normal cus he already crazy.. then realize what he's done and let them go but then become afraid of himself at the last second and turn crazy again lol

  3. Victim: Whatdya got there
    Clown: See this?! This is what I’m gonna use to cut of your legs *laughs like someone high on bath salts

    Victim: Finally!!!

    I am laughing my ass off. This is comedy platinum.

  4. The comment section is 50% people saying "what a great strategy" and 50% saying "this would make a good movie" Seriously though this would make a great movie

  5. I was hoping for them to scream, but when key calmly says "it could've been worse", i laughed hard 😂😂😂

  6. Legend foretells a stoic who has mastered the art of stoicism so much that even if he is in the belly of the flaming bronze bull thing he is still perfectly happy.

  7. "I am a home improvement kind of guy and i know my saws. That is a good saw. If i was gonna cut off some legs thats the saw i would use." Lmao crazy ass dudes.

  8. The only way to foil a serial killer plans of torturing you is positive thinking…..while their torturing you LOL 😂 😂

  9. CRINGE, THESE FAGS ARE SO OVERRATED AND ARENT IN THE SLIGHTEST FUNNY, IF YOU LAUGH AT THIS SHIT YOU'RE EASILY ENTERTAINED AND MOST LIKELY A GAYLORD REEDITOR FAG

  10. Thank god for shock. One time I fell backwards on a nail and it got impaled in my shoulder blade all the way. I didn’t realize till the next morning. I had to get surgery which sucked but like it was kind of funny.

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