MC Mom Tears It Up – Key & Peele

MC Mom Tears It Up – Key & Peele


– Hey, what’s up, y’all?
– Ooh, dude! Hey, what you guys playing? Oh, nothing.
Just a little DVD, right? – Mm-hmm.
– What DVD? Uh, it came for you in the mail. It says, “To my fresh, dope son
from MC Mom.” [laughter] – I can’t wait to see it.
– Oh, no, no, no, no. (all)
Hey, whoa! – Hey, hey, hey, hey.
– No, please, guys, guys. If there’s one thing
we’re gonna do today, we are playing that DVD. Come on. – Come on, man.
– Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, God.
Please, man. Did you produce this track?
No, no, sit down. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. – Yo.
– [laughter] – Got on the mom jeans.
– Whoo! Look at the sweater.
Look at the sweater. ♪ I’m the M to the C
to the m-o-m ♪ ♪ And when it comes
to mom rappers ♪ ♪ I’m the biggity best of them ♪ – Wow.
– She–is she rapping? ♪ I’m sending out this rhyme
to my homie number one ♪ ♪ His name’s Carl Stewart,
but to me he’s just son ♪ Word up. – Whoa!
– Oh, my God. Okay, she got
that running man down. – Look at Mom.
– Can we please turn this off? – Oh, no, no.
– He said turn it up. – Turn it up.
– Turn it up. Turn up. ♪ You left some stuff behind ♪ ♪ That I can send you
if you need ♪ ♪ Like your best friend bear
and your magazines ♪ ♪ I’m going
through all this stuff ♪ ♪ But it looks pretty risky ♪ ♪ You use so much lotion,
but your socks sure are crispy ♪ [laughter] Mom! – Come on, Mom!
– Okay. ♪ I’ve been cleaning
with the broom and the vacuum ♪ ♪ And found Victoria’s Secret,
and she’s hiding in your room ♪ ♪ Every nook and cranny,
there are wads of tissue ♪ ♪ I can’t even open
this swimsuit issue ♪ [laughter] Man, what–what is wrong
with you, bro? I spilled a soda
on that magazine. Right. ♪ I’m getting your sheets
so nice and clean ♪ ♪ Like when you wet your bed
till you were 16 ♪ – Mom, what?
– ♪ I overreacted ♪ – Okay, okay.
– Sorry I spanked you. ♪ Look, another crispy sock,
no, thank you ♪ (all) Oh!
– Why! – No.
– She sniffed. That is wrong. How many crispy socks
she gonna find, dog? ♪ Crispy socks here ♪ ♪ Crispy socks there ♪ ♪ Crispy socks
with some mystery hair ♪ We’re gonna turn it off
right now. Come on, you guys.
Come on. We started it.
We gonna finish it. [faster tempo] Oh.
Oh, the beat changed up. [clears throat] ♪ I got the kitchen
and the basement ♪ ♪ And the living room ♪ ♪ And since your dad
met that bitch ♪ ♪ I got his office too ♪ ♪ Got my juices going,
my rhymes flowing ♪ ♪ My breath blowing,
showing no signs of slowing ♪ ♪ I can feel my skills growing ♪ ♪ Took a little practice
to crack this ♪ ♪ These lyrical gymnastics ♪ ♪ But now the fact is
queen bee ♪ ♪ I’ma be throwing out
your fucking mattress ♪ ♪ Hell yeah,
baddest bitch in the biz ♪ ♪ Taking this show on the road ♪ ♪ You can clean up
your own jizz, nigga ♪ Peace. (all)
Oh! – Man!
– Yo, yo, MC Mom… (all)
Put the pussy on the chainwax!
Ah!

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100 Comments

  1. You can clean up your own jizz nigga! Peace! and the middle fingers at end though! hahaha Killed it! She should be number one on the charts

  2. I love how whatever graduation photo they used in the intro was a full head of hair, yet in his 'first year in college', he's bald af :'( :'(

  3. A message to my lovely son: You can clean up your own jizz niqha, PEACE ✌️
    Hands down she's the best mom ever.

  4. Toward the end of that MV, is the mom announcing she's leaving the family behind to pursue music career and start touring? 😅

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