– Hey, what’s up, y’all?
– Ooh, dude! Hey, what you guys playing? Oh, nothing.
Just a little DVD, right? – Mm-hmm.
– What DVD? Uh, it came for you in the mail. It says, “To my fresh, dope son
from MC Mom.” [laughter] – I can’t wait to see it.
– Oh, no, no, no, no. (all)
Hey, whoa! – Hey, hey, hey, hey.
– No, please, guys, guys. If there’s one thing
we’re gonna do today, we are playing that DVD. Come on. – Come on, man.
– Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, God.
Please, man. Did you produce this track?
No, no, sit down. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. – Yo.
– [laughter] – Got on the mom jeans.
– Whoo! Look at the sweater.
Look at the sweater. ♪ I’m the M to the C
to the m-o-m ♪ ♪ And when it comes
to mom rappers ♪ ♪ I’m the biggity best of them ♪ – Wow.
– She–is she rapping? ♪ I’m sending out this rhyme
to my homie number one ♪ ♪ His name’s Carl Stewart,
but to me he’s just son ♪ Word up. – Whoa!
– Oh, my God. Okay, she got
that running man down. – Look at Mom.
– Can we please turn this off? – Oh, no, no.
– He said turn it up. – Turn it up.
– Turn it up. Turn up. ♪ You left some stuff behind ♪ ♪ That I can send you
if you need ♪ ♪ Like your best friend bear
and your magazines ♪ ♪ I’m going
through all this stuff ♪ ♪ But it looks pretty risky ♪ ♪ You use so much lotion,
but your socks sure are crispy ♪ [laughter] Mom! – Come on, Mom!
– Okay. ♪ I’ve been cleaning
with the broom and the vacuum ♪ ♪ And found Victoria’s Secret,
and she’s hiding in your room ♪ ♪ Every nook and cranny,
there are wads of tissue ♪ ♪ I can’t even open
this swimsuit issue ♪ [laughter] Man, what–what is wrong
with you, bro? I spilled a soda
on that magazine. Right. ♪ I’m getting your sheets
so nice and clean ♪ ♪ Like when you wet your bed
till you were 16 ♪ – Mom, what?
– ♪ I overreacted ♪ – Okay, okay.
– Sorry I spanked you. ♪ Look, another crispy sock,
no, thank you ♪ (all) Oh!
– Why! – No.
– She sniffed. That is wrong. How many crispy socks
she gonna find, dog? ♪ Crispy socks here ♪ ♪ Crispy socks there ♪ ♪ Crispy socks
with some mystery hair ♪ We’re gonna turn it off
right now. Come on, you guys.
Come on. We started it.
We gonna finish it. [faster tempo] Oh.
Oh, the beat changed up. [clears throat] ♪ I got the kitchen
and the basement ♪ ♪ And the living room ♪ ♪ And since your dad
met that bitch ♪ ♪ I got his office too ♪ ♪ Got my juices going,
my rhymes flowing ♪ ♪ My breath blowing,
showing no signs of slowing ♪ ♪ I can feel my skills growing ♪ ♪ Took a little practice
to crack this ♪ ♪ These lyrical gymnastics ♪ ♪ But now the fact is
queen bee ♪ ♪ I’ma be throwing out
your fucking mattress ♪ ♪ Hell yeah,
baddest bitch in the biz ♪ ♪ Taking this show on the road ♪ ♪ You can clean up
your own jizz, nigga ♪ Peace. (all)
Oh! – Man!
– Yo, yo, MC Mom… (all)
Put the pussy on the chainwax!