I don’t know, I mean,
she’s so weird. She just, you know,
came up to me And started talking
to me about crack. She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something
about janis ian. We were best friends
in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing.
I don’t even– Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out
with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous,
but then he moved to indiana. And janis was, like,
weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off
to hang out with kyle, She’d be like,
“why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “why are you
so obsessed with me?” So then,
for my birthday party, Which was an all-girls
pool party, I was like,
“janis, I can’t invite you, Because I think
you’re a lesbian.” I mean, I couldn’t have
a lesbian at my party. There are gonna be girls there
in their bathing suits. I mean, right?
She was a lesbian. So then her mom called my mom
and started yelling at her. It was so retarded. And then she dropped out
of school Because no one would
talk to her. When she came back
in the fall for high school, All of her hair was cut off
and she was totally weird, And now I guess she’s on crack. Oh, my god!
I love your skirt.