Memes Deception 3 – Loads of Spongebob Memes!

Memes Deception 3 – Loads of Spongebob Memes!

And my mouth is on TV! [gargling] This is disgusting! See how happy he is? He still looks kind of creepy. Mr. Squidward, it’s not time for your break! I’m taking a PERMANENT break.. FROM YOU! I QUUU-IT! [angry muttering] No! You’ll never see it comin’! Here, have A PILL! Lord Malak sends his regards. [snickering] How cheesy! Who could ever be frightened by that? [whimpering] [pencil breaks] The second most important rule for the artist at sea: always bring a pencil sharpener. NOOOOOooooo! I want you to buy Mrs. Puff- WAIT! DON’T tell me! You want me to run down to the store and buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn’t need, THEN you want me to run back here so you can say, “ARGH, SPONGEBOB, YOU’RE SPENDING ALL ME MONEY!” and then I’ll say, “But, Mr. Krabs! I’m only doing what YOU SAID!” Then you say, “We’re not talking about this, OR THIS, we’re talking about THIS!!!!!!” Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly no one can hear us. Well, maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with B I G M E A T Y C L A W S ! What did you say, 𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠? B I G M E A T Y C L A W S ! WELL, these claws ain’t for just attracting mates! Bring it on, old man! BRING IT ON! No people, let’s be smart and bring it off. Oh-ho, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us? (CAPTIONER’S NOTE: Agatha says hi) HOOO! I’M READY! I’M READY!I’M READY! I’M READY!I’M READY!I’M READY!I’M READY!I’M READY! I’M READY!I’M READY!I’M READY!I’M READY!I’M READY!I’M READY!I’M READY!I’M READY!I’M READY! [slap] You can’t do this to me! If you think I’m gonna stand out there all day listening to- [unintelligible babbling] What’s he doing? Uh… He’s just standing there… M E N A C I N G L Y ! GET OUT OF THERE, SPONGEBOB! GYAH! It’s called, “The Ugly Barnacle”. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end! Ow-how.. Oh, my back! Ah! I threw out my B A C K ! Remember, Patrick, focus. Why is chubby here staring at me? Focusing. Back up, Jack! Nice place you got here. AAAAAH! PINHEAD! [“Maternal Instinct” theme] [roaring, grunting, yelling, whimpering] [“Maternal Instinct” theme] [panting, whimpering] All right, Pinhead, your time is up! Who you calling Pinhead? I’m not taking my eyes off you. Heya, Spongebob! Hi, Patrick! How does this keep happening? Well, this is the end. No, it’s not, Squidward! It’s not? AAAAAAH! Okay! Get in! Are you crazy? I’m not gettin’ in that thing! But you said we could put you to rest! I didn’t say anything like that! [growling] [growling] [moaning] Hey, you guys- Take that, you zombie! I’ll take it from here. Die, zombie! Good police work, officer Nancy. -Can’t speed boost your way out of death 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 time! You can’t speed boost your- There’s 𝙏𝙒𝙊 OF THEM?! AAAAAAH! Everyone must write an essay on what not to do at a stoplight. [sounds of groaning and exasperation] Did you hear that?! What not to do at a stoplight!! In no less than 800 words! Ooh! [more sounds of groaning and exasperation] Did you hear that?! 800 words!! Yeah, I know!! HAH! Escalators! 𝘌𝘦𝘭𝘴. GAH! [dolphin chirp censor bleep] Ooooooh! You said 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯! Hah, hah… I-I didn’t mean… You gotta understand, Patrick I was trying- What I meant to say- [stuttering] Somethings just slip out. You gotta understand! Don’t worry, Spongebob, I understand. M R . K R A B S ! Hey, Patrick, what am I now? Uh.. stupid? No I’m [Malak]! What’s the difference? [laughter] Well, I guess it’s up to me! I’ll just sneak over, unseen, and catch him by surprise! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready! [bell chime] YOU LOOK AT IT! [high pitched “hi”] LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO L O O K A T I T ! [screaming] 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘩. Huh?! Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?! Oh, I know! 2 giant paint bubbles! GYAAAA-OH! Patrick? Yes, Spongebob? I don’t think this bubble can get much bigger! 𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙀! PAT, NO! [laughing] The perfect escape! [snickering] YYYOOOOOWW! Mm, try again. Mm, try again. Oh, try again. Oh, try again. Oh, try again. RAAAGH! [siren] WHO TOUCHED ME T H E R M O S T A T ?!!! Hoo! Huh? ma ma ma ma ma ma mama ma What is it, trusted sidekick? ma ma mama ma ma mama ma ma mama mama ma ma! MA MA MAMA MA MA MA MAMA MA MA MAMA MA MA MA MAMA!! 𝐵𝒾𝑒𝓇𝒸𝑒~ GAAAAAH! Hey, Spongebob, how come he’s not chasing us? Looks like he’s frozen or something! fr fr fr fro fr fr fro fro fro You’re next! AAAAAAAAH! That was a close one. Welcome back! AAAAH! That was a closer one! Welcome back! AAAAAAH! -wood paneling was a good ide- AAH! Oh, now what? I suppose you’re gonna show me- Oh, gee, that’s very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? WHAAAAAAH- AAAA-AAAA-AAAAH! Jellyfish? Beat it! Woah! Whaaaa-aaa-aaah! [grunts of pain] [explosion] Oww-how… [muffled laughing] [squeak of fear] I feel.. needy. Slaves, fetch-eth me some nourishment. Only the freshest, oh spooky one. One watermelon, fresh from the manure field, your spookiness. [screaming] You’ll never catch me Krabs, not when I shift into Maximum Overdrive! HI-YAA! I knew I should have gotten the turbo. [roaring] That should be enough, right? Sponge, I’m a big man! THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG, I WANT THE WARM NOW! Pat, no! [roaring] [sigh of relief] Pat, are you crazy? No, I’m warm. Pardon? That’s not the worm… that’s his tongue… [whimpering, angry muttering] What are you doing in there, Patrick? Wouldn’t you like to know. and why’s that bag on your head? Why…oh. No reason, Except you gave me the U G L Y ! [sound of disgust] -I don’t care! I said it! My conscience is clear! Well, it must have been pretty good to make him cry like that. Wha? April Fools, 𝙟𝙚𝙧𝙠. You stink! Mother? What are they? Vegetables or… fruit…? [clears throat] And what does that make ketchup? [giggle] Oh, broo-ther, this guy STINKS! Ay, hey, funny guy! I got a joke for you! What smells rotten and puts people to sleep? Um.. noxious gas? No! YOUR act! [laughing] Nickel. [laugh] [groaning] [panting] I can see you there! [panting] I still see you! You’re gonna look good on my mantle! [panting] I gotcha now-! Spongebob? [laugh] Ooh, scary! NOOO! NOOOOO! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE! What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your “special problem”? BALD! BALD! BALD!BALD!BALD!BALD!BALD!BALD! MY EYES!!! -Because I can feel it! You wanna know what I’m feelin’? YES! I’M FEELING LIKE A T O T A L B A R N A C L E H E A D ! Wo-oo-ah! [screaming] You think THIS is cool?! How ’bout THIS? and THIS. AM I WITH IT, NOW? -Listening to sad music ever again… [fake crying] Oh, puh-leeze! I have no soul. [low pitched laughter] What’s the difference between that ghost and me? Urgh.. Er.. no, no, wait, don’t tell me. Urgh.. [sounds of intense thinking] No, don’t tell me, don’t tell me, don’t tell me, I can do this. I can do this! Don’t tell me, don’t tell me, don’t tell me! Okay, tell me. Can you take hats in dignified and sophisticated manner? You mean, like a weenie? Okay! May I take your hat, sir? May I take your 𝙝𝙖𝙩, sir? May I- Alright, I’ve heard enough. I’m taking my first step… so far so good. I think I can do this! AAAH, OH DEAR NEPTUNE GET OFF OF ME! G E T O F F O F M E ! CHIP! HELP ME, HELP ME! Come back here, you little whipper snapper! You kids get off my lawn! [groan] SQUIDWARD! What’s gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up? No, worse! It’ll go right to your thighs! My thighs..? And then you’ll blow up. [explosion] [siren] Self destruct sequence has been initiated. Self-destruct, not one of my better ideas… There it is… Unguarded. All I have to do is… wait, it’s too easy! There must be some kind of- This is a burglar alarm? A bucket of water? [laugh] That was too easy. Hey… this is- Gas?! [explosion] AAAAAAAAAAAH! [panting] Whew! AAAAAAH-HAAOW! Now that we’ve covered all the basics of your training, it’s time for the moment you’ve been waiting for… Da-da-da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-daa Da-da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daa, tssshh, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daa-da-da-da-da-daa, Ti-ta-ti-ti-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta-ta-la-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-la-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-la-ba-ba-baa, Ti-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ti-taa, Ti-ta-ti-li… [gasps] Ti-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ti-ta-ti-ti-ta-ti-ti-taaaaa! Preparing the- Wow. Don’t touch me, I’m sterile. Ah! A spider! Spiders! Get’em off me! Get’em off me! Get’em off me! [No Patrick, no Patrick, no Patrick, no Patrick! Wake up! Wake up!] Spiders! Spiders! [No, no, no, no, no, no, no!] RAAAAAAAAAGH! [sounds of exertion] NOOOOO! So, the very first is a cabin. Now, it’s not a personal belief(?) that these kinds of small locations will be the locations. (CAPTIONER’S NOTE: I can’t understand what they’re saying, sorry.) However, some people speculate that there could also be a forest and, uh, maybe! So basically, if it is a cabin, then I think that the b- I hate this channel. NO, no! For the zone with the forest will have Trigger Teddies, and then in the cabin we will meet Mama Bear. LET’S GO GARY, START MOVIN’! YOU’RE BLOWING EVERYTHING WE TRAINED FOR! BLOWING IT! WAAA-AAAA-AAAA-AAAA-AAA! [hyperventilating] 𝘗𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘬𝘦! [raspberry] Just back away from the whoppee cushion, Spongebob. [raspberry] [gasp] They’re everywhere! EVERYWHERE! If you’re Patrick, then who’s that? [roar, low pitched laughter] [gasp] A REAL GORILLA! Huh?! [growling, screaming] [screaming, bellowing] [grunt] [grunt] WHUA! RAAAAAAAAGH! HUUUUUUUAAAAAA! RAAAAGH HUUUAA! RAAGH! HUUA! RAA-HUU! [impact] [punching] I love money, hey! I hate all of you. [trumpet outro] [“SpongeBob Closing Theme”] [static]

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