sweaty pants

sweaty pants


Weee– (my leg). The haters wonder why Gambino
got AIDS. Half-Thai thickie, all she wanna do is fuck my asshole. AAAHHH!! (Gambino is trapped in an internal hell,
perpetually suffering until he can no longer take it.) Dee Dee Khaled. I got a penthouse on bøøth coasts, peeeeaaach balance. Really really really RE-RE-RE-RE Why tho? ‘Cause why not? Hip-deep in that pool. Yeah, you got a sweet ass. Fuck. Are you Japanese? No! Are you Japanese? Yes. Break breakfast breakfast. Dinner dinner dinner
FUCK! ̴̥͐N̸͉̿ḙ̸͊v̵̲̐ḙ̶̿ṛ̷̶̆̌ͅ ç̵̑a̶̪̕ṯ̸́c̸͚̋ḧ̴͖́i̵͈͆ņ̸̀g̶̴̡͓͗̔ c̶̭̕a̷̬̓s̴̭̉e̴̱͐ș̶̌,̵̗̕
̴̝̆w̷̜̃h̵̻̅y̸̟̎ ̴̯̂t̴̨͑h̷̹̿ě̵͎y̶̶̜͔̔̑ f̵̣̌a̵͔͐c̸̺͗ë̷͈́s̷̴̞̜͒̒ľ̶̺ǫ̷͋ơ̷̳ǩ̸͉ ̴̨̾s̸̲̚o̶̴͓̫̎͒ ẹ̵͗-̷̘̊ḿ̵͖-̴̫́o̸̭͌?̴͈̾ ̴̜̋ ̴̰̍W̵̙͊a̵͍͒t̴͎̾ĉ̸͎h̶̵̬̾̽ͅ a̴̮͑ ̷̨͛ȟ̸͍a̶͙͠t̸͓̓e̶̩͐r̸̫͠ ̸̢͐h̴͈͌ã̴̬t̷̠̓e̷̳͝ ̴̧͒ṃ̷̓ḙ̵̽,̴̵̧̤͆͊ w̷̼̋a̷̘̋ṋ̶̏ñ̵͙à̸͇ ̶̜͐ P̴̡̡̨̝̞̱͓͇̰͖̙̼̝͉̯͎͖̮̩̖̖̰̥͉̩̰͉̻͎̮̻͖͖̯̿̆͐̈́̽̇̀̀́͋̐̅̅̌̀͊̌̐͘͘͜͜͜͜͠L̷̡̢̨̛̯̖͕̳̣̲͇̮̝̺̳̙̘͙͖̖̪͓̰̯̟̤̥̭̲̥̩̙͈̲̭̺͒̌͆̍̎͒͛͛̓̓͋͛̋͆̔̀̊̔̊͒͜͜͝͝͝͝Ȁ̴̡̤͎̲̻͍̟͈̪̦͍̽̈Y̵̴̡̨̡̧̯̝̹̭̤͓̖̬͙͍̼̣̫̺̗͚̬̦̫̬̖̳̣̥̳̤̖͍̦̬̣̮̫̰͛͐̆͆̌͊̀̋͗̑̎́̾̈́̈́̈́̅̄́̉̾̀́̀́̏͐̀̍͌͋̿̿͘̚͘̚͜͜ M̶̨̨͎̖̪̞̰̟̱̪͔͎̰̱͕͇͍͕̥͇̰̮͓̲̮͍̣̝͔̩̼͍̩̪̜̓̃̿͑̿̓̾̈́̉́͂͋̐̓̄͝ͅͅĘ̷̧̡̢̧̢͙̮̜̖̝̘͖͖̝͍̤̤̣̣͍̺͔̖̰̩̼͉̜͎̹̫̭͕͋̈̒̊̈́̇̍͗͌̆̈́̊̓͑͋͌̃̒̎̈́͗͋̌͂̈́̕̚͜͝͝ ̷̥̏͑̀̑̿̈͊̐̏̿͑̇͆͆̂̉̋̀̑̈́̀̊͊̈́̀͛͊͋͗͝͠͝ͅL̷̛͕̭̰̝͍̖̗̪̼̦͔̦͍͉̣̰̝̺͚͛̈́͐͊̑̽͂̽͛̑̆͛̔͂̿̈́̎̃͂͛͆͂̂̈̚͘͠Î̷͇̫̞̥̱̪̥̫̳̓͐͒̂͌͋̽̇̊͜K̵̡̧̡̞̲̙̖̰̖͈̖̯͓̗̮͎͍̙̖̤̞̦̰̠͈̦̗̠͙̠̹̳̪̦̠̘̝̣̺͌́͒̾̀́̐͐̉̐͐̏͂̆̔̑̽̃̑̑̀̆̾͌̾̄́̑͘̕̕̕͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅE̵̴̢̡̧̧̧̧̢̨̡̛̩͖̘͈͍̳̫͖͕̺̦̺̜̻̤̟̪͓͔͔͙͍̱͇̭̺͕͈̟̫̬̯̟̒͆͛̐̑̏̓̀͌̓̏̾͛̐͘̚͜͝͝͝ Ą̷̢̠̘̼̝͕̼͓̥̜̝̻̜̻̭͉̦͓̼̼̳̳͇̘͚͔̟͙̦̼͔͍̹̫͔̅̽̒̐̉͆͗͌͌̊̎̏͒͒̋͒͊́͘͜ ̶̧̨̛͕̟̪̬̝̝̝͇͉̬̘͈̤̰̖̪̰̣̃̓̏̾̈̐͂̾̑̀͑̽̈́̍̔̆͑̉̊̍̒̓̓̈́̓̏͛͐́̓͐͐͘̕͘̚͝͝͠͝ͅP̸̧̢̥̝̯̭͖̟̠͓̪̖̩̙̙͚͇̭͍̖̹̹̱̬̩̜͓̬͔̲͓͛̅̓̄̋̿́̉̋́̃͆̏̾̈́̄̌͐̾̕͘͝͝͝Į̴̡̡̧̨͉̜̟̙̟̩̩̤̞̘̥͍̖̣̭̪͉̦̬̱̻̞̝̤͇̺̤̰͖̗̘͓̇̾̃̆̀̓̈́̈́̉̈́͊̽͂̏̓͆̕͜͜͝ͅͅA̷̢̡̡̻̮͈̬̫̖͙̗̳͚̟̥͑́̒̈̆̓̈́̚͜͝ͅṆ̵̡̼̦̲̪͇͖̣͖̤̦̟̗̖̘͒̽̓͋Ơ̶̡̨̨̛̛̛̠̯̠͖͉̱̳̰͖͖̦̗͉̙̟̜̬̹͚͇̓̂́̋̋̔̐͋͋͐̇́̉̏̅̏̈́͘͠ͅ P E N I S arepenisjokesfunnypleasetellmeIhavenoselfawareness Don’t be mad ’cause I’m a
different color than Gambino. Ain’t nobody sicker in my Fisker.
“Vroom vroom, ho.” Ain’t nobody alive. Fiskers don’t make noise in the Palisades. Muahahahahahaha EHEHEHEHE (Spongebob Sweatpants) Okaaaaaayyyy!
It’s time for one of our favorite games
on the show called “What if it Was Purplllllle?” Up next: Jeff Goldblum. B̵̢͉͚͊͛̄̈́̓͠U̸̡̢̼̼̯͖͒͜Û̵͖̺̰̗̱̘̹̲̒̏́́A̴̜̭̮͚̹̻̥̦̲̼͕̒͆̍̕A̴̞̝̓̀̃͆́̾̈́͑͋͠A̴̧͖̲̩̟͇̣͑̌͒̈́̓̌̑͜͜͠A̵̩͊̀͛͌̈̋͠Ȧ̸̢̲̱̪͉̫̟̺̔̀̀̂͗H̶̢͈̫͓̑̋̈́̆H̶̻͕̦͓̺̘̞̝̠̱̮̐̐̽͛̈̆̄̊̏H̶̱̞̺͖̺̯̠̠͖͐̉̿̈̅̔ͅ!̶̩̘͔̫̻̔̾̌́̃!̸̳͇͎͕̝̻͉̠̥̎̊͘̚͝!̵̵̧͇̬̖̻̠̮͓̩̃̐͆̃̅̌́̈́͋̽̇̔̒̓̂́͌ ̸̧͎̣̀̎̿C̷̢̙̺̺͚̤̓̓̐͌̕ő̵̖͎̮̱͇̹͚̰̈́̅͆̋̚̕ͅṁ̵̡̩̫̰̬̿̊̂͘͘͠͝ě̷̡͔̲͍̫̜̖͕̯̬́́ ̵̢̞̘̀͂̎̾̒̅͛̿̏ǒ̸̻̼̦̠̃̉͗̄̾̏͒͊̿͠n̴̛͉̭̿͑̔̕!̶̣̥̠̝̬̯͈̟̩̰̀̊́̾̊̄͂̕̕͜͝

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