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Drunk History – Solving Los Angeles’s Water Crisis

Drunk History – Solving Los Angeles’s Water Crisis

– Hello, I’m Jeremy Konner. And today we’re going to talk about– – [laughs] Sorry. [laughter] That’s hello.You want to say hello.– I’m so [bleep] up, man. – No, I see. You’re looking at me over here, and…

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A Deep Dive into the “Raw Water” Craze | The Daily Show

A Deep Dive into the “Raw Water” Craze | The Daily Show

Water: whether it’s smart, sparkling, or secretly vodka, it’s all around us. But a new movement believes that just like Trump, we’re drinking water all wrong. The so-called raw water trend. Something called raw water. -Raw water. -Raw…

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Kroll Show – PubLIZity – Yogurt Water

Kroll Show – PubLIZity – Yogurt Water

I’M AN AMAZING PERSON WITH AN AMAZING LIFE. – AND I’M LIZ. I’M A COLLEGE GRADUATE AND I EXPECT THE BEST. I’M THE DRIVEN ONE. – AND I’M TRYING TO HAVE A LIFE. OUR PR FIRM IS CALLED…

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Key & Peele – OK – Uncensored

Key & Peele – OK – Uncensored

[laughter] [phone dings and vibrates] Oh, hold on a second. Mm-hmm. Oh, hell no. He did not just text me he working late. That shit is weak. Okay. You know what, working late, my ass. If he don’t…

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David Blaine – “David Blaine Live” & the Ice Pick Trick | The Daily Show

David Blaine – “David Blaine Live” & the Ice Pick Trick | The Daily Show

My guest tonight is a death-defying magician who will be kicking off a North American tour on May 6. Please welcome David Blaine. (cheering and applause) It must be weird being a world-renowned magician, because I-I know I…

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David Blaine – “David Blaine Live” & the Ice Pick Trick | The Daily Show

David Blaine – “David Blaine Live” & the Ice Pick Trick | The Daily Show

My guest tonight is a death-defying magician who will be kicking off a North American tour on May 6. Please welcome David Blaine. (cheering and applause) It must be weird being a world-renowned magician, because I-I know I…

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Key & Peele – I Said Bitch

Key & Peele – I Said Bitch

– HEY, HEY, HEY, ALL RIGHT. – HEY. – HI, SWEETIE, THAT’S FOR YOU. – HEY, TRACE. HOW YOU DOING, GIRL? – CHECK IT OUT. – OH, MY. – GIRL, I GOT A SUNKEN TUB. YOU GOT TO…

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Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs] JEEZ. – WHAT? YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT? PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT….

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Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date  – Uncensored

[laughter] God, the moment I saw you last night in the club, totally had to ask you out. Are you kidding me? Like, the moment? – Oh, yeah. – That’s so sweet. And I was actually afraid that…

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Patton Oswalt – Finest Hour – Unbroken Belt of Stink

Patton Oswalt – Finest Hour –  Unbroken Belt of Stink

TO ANYBODY THAT I EVER MADE FUN OF FOR WEARING SWEATPANTS IN PUBLIC. I’M SORRY. I’M SORRY. I WAS WRONG. YOU WERE RIGHT. THEY’RE A MIRACLE. THEY’RE A MIRACLE. I THOUGHT–I THOUGHT THAT THE–THE PINNACLE OF MANKIND WOULD…

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