Tag: Stand Up Comedy

Patton Oswalt – Finest Hour – Unbroken Belt of Stink

Patton Oswalt – Finest Hour –  Unbroken Belt of Stink

TO ANYBODY THAT I EVER MADE FUN OF FOR WEARING SWEATPANTS IN PUBLIC. I’M SORRY. I’M SORRY. I WAS WRONG. YOU WERE RIGHT. THEY’RE A MIRACLE. THEY’RE A MIRACLE. I THOUGHT–I THOUGHT THAT THE–THE PINNACLE OF MANKIND WOULD…

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Chappelle’s Show – Dave on MTV’s “Cribs”

Chappelle’s Show – Dave on MTV’s “Cribs”

WHAT’S UP, MTV? COME ON IN, YOU BROKE (BLEEP). SEE HOW WE LIVIN’. AH–AH. WHAT YOU’RE STEPPING ON IS A MARBLE FOYER THAT WAS CUT OUT OF NONE OTHER THAN SPACE MOUNTAIN. VERY RARE. YOU LIKE THIS COAT?…

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John Mulaney Got Cheated Out of $120K | Netflix Is A Joke

John Mulaney Got Cheated Out of $120K | Netflix Is A Joke

– I went to college, for the whole time. (audience laughing) Holy shit, right? I just got a letter from my college, which was fun, ’cause mail, you know? (audience laughing) So I open up the letter and…

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